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WARNING:
This product is classified as a Highly Functioning Autistic. This product may cause confusion, vomiting, radio interference, headaches, interdimensional nausea, emotional damage, uncontrolled spinning, sudden levitation, constant tendencies to question life, rebellion against organized religion and authoritarianism, and level 2 sporadic discombobulation.
Please handle with care. Drive safely. Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health. For more information please reread the enclosed instruction book. Offer expires on 1999 December 31.